I enjoyed this story and your clever humor. In high school, I spent weekends on a friend’s farm. They had cows and a horse that played hide and seek with us. We'd have a flashlight, and when we turned it off, the horse and a few cows would wander off until we could shine the light on them. Sometimes it would take up to a half hour to find them. They would do it again and again. The cows loved to hear guitars and other instruments. Sometimes they would sway in unison from side to side while staying in place. It blew my mind to see them do that. Funny, I have all kinds of cow stuff scattered around my house.